about me

random information

name: cath
age: 23
sign: taurus
religion: undecided
hometown: montgomery, al
location: new york city
job: temping at marsh
degree: b.a., english
aim: kitti vanilli
animal of choice: cat
online addictions: overheard in new york, overheard in the office, gawker, facebook
likes: coke (the liquid kind), my cat, beds (if I get to sleep in them), sunsets, finding new color palettes, tv shows i become too emotionally invested in, frosted cinnamon poptarts, hearing my cell phone ring, dolce & gabbana light blue, hugs, books, old video games, audrey hepburn, photos
reading: catch-22 by joseph heller
just finished: i, claudius by robert graves and portrait of a lady by henry james
reading next: vanity fair by william makepeace thackeray

inside jokes and memorable quotes

  1. Not cool, dude, not cool.
  2. Have yourself a giggle!
  3. I'm going to make my bladder gladder.
  4. Que sofa sofa!
  5. You're a big, big freak.
  6. Aw, honey honey, I gotta lotta money!
  7. Mary Jane Hawkins, it is German!
  8. Four years my fat aunt Hattie!
  9. Ohhh, the sprained neck, well-lit pie diversion!
  10. Waaa-Waaa (high-pitched falcon shriek)
  11. You can't sit with us!
  12. Stab Caesar!
  13. Comfortable as a cow.
  14. I'm torn... torn like an old sweater.
  15. Son of a nutcracker!
  16. I don't wanna smell the lettuce!
  17. As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita Falls.
  18. Baywatch Gone Bad
  19. Everyone stands on the street corner in Florida.
  20. I'm so lonely, I have no money...
  21. Boo, you whore!
  22. You haven't been to New York until you've seen a mugging.
  23. boo im a whore! (sic)
  24. Soaking up each other's awesomeness.
  25. You're spoutin' crazy.